What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is quantum entanglement?

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Do you think most people would rather be a certain race or are most people happy with the race they are?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why can't the US government force this new deep seek to not operate in the USA for security reasons? People's personal information will be available to China like TikTok was.

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?